Connor is homosexuaI

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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