- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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