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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

whats your budget like? a budget.

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