One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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