Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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