- Anti Joke

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings