Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Asians.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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