Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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