- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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