knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Where's my tractor?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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