Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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