what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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I am dyslexic

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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