- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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