What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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I am dyslexic

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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