Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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