What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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