- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

darude- sandstorm

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A women left the kitchen.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??