- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Patriarchy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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