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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What? Why?

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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