why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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