Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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