What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Sam Hengal.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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