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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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