There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Well, there's one way...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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