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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Y u do dis?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

say it ten times fast: oh

Roses are blue Colton is gay

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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