What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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