- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

My parents died!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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