Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What is a jew in space? Dead

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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