- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A sober Irish individual.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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