- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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