Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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