- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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