- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What? Why?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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