- Anti Joke

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.