Albino African Americans

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

123 f*ck off

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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