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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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