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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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