A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A midget walked under a bar.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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