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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

if got a joke if fogot it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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