- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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