- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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