Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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