What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Shea's sty....

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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