- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Badabing.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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