What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Face...the other white meat!

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Penis

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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