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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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