- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Blacks

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Your mom.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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