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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Ask me if im a tree? No

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