- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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