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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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