A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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