Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Stephen Hawking

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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