- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

whats my name? Matt

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

where is the world?

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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