- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

21

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??