- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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