Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A man did not like this site

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

AIDS.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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