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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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