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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Adam Chebali has no life

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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