Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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William wright is Gay

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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