Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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