i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Anti Joke

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