- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Womans baksetball...

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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