Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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