- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

The dewey decimal system

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

rent a cops

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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