- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

your life

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Boxing on Boxing Day

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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