One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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