Once upon a time, The end.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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