- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

dry handjob

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Soccer...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

NASCAR

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

rent a cops

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