A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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