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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Knock Knock? Come in.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Homosexualism is so gay man

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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