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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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