- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Liverpool City Football Club

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

black people

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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