what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

So these two girls have a cup .

penis. nuff said.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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