What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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