Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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