- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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