Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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