- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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