Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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