Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Womens rights

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

The GOV and the WHO?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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