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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

I was once a hamster.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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