- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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