- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Sir, your wife is dead

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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