Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Im gay What about you

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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