Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

im telling maguire

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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