- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Bob Saget that is all

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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