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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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