- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Albert your flies undone.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

your face

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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