When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I like the color potato.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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