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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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