- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What happened to your hamster? It died.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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