- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

YOU

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

the WNBA

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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