Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

whos district champs not JM

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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