- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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