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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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