Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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