- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Japan

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your face

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

women's rights.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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