- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

PENIS lol

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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