- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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