Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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are u black unlucky

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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