An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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derp

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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im watching you..

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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