A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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meh

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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