A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Im cute hehehee

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

womens rights

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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