How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

mitchell palmer sucks

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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