- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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