- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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